every man in this village is a liar *

#z’s political valentine’s day

is that a boehner in your pants or are you just happy to see me

you look like monica in that dress, girl

alternatively: baby, i would buy a train for ya

i’ll take you to the pizza shop, i’ll let you have a garlic knot

the queen would like to wish you a happy valentine’s day

he’ll be the mayor of your pants this valentine’s day

have a free valentine’s day

Happy Valentine’s Day