#political mean girls dreamcast

↳ dennis kucinich and ron paul as the crying girl who shared her feelings and tina fey made her go home

“i wish we could all get along like we used to in 1776… i wish i could bake a cake filled with socialism and/or no government involvement and everyone would eat and be happy…”

#political mean girls dreamcast

↳ michelle obama as ms. norbury.

“do you even go here? okay… go home…”

#political mean girls dreamcast

↳ john mccain as mrs. george

“do you guys need anything? immigration laws? a tax cut?”
also: “you elephants keep me young.”

#political mean girls dreamcast

↳ christine o’donnell as coach carr.

“don’t masturbate. you will get pregnant and die.”

#political mean girls dreamcast

↳ nancy pelosi as janis ian

“nice botox, nancy. what’s it made of?”
“your mom’s stem cells.”

#political mean girls dreamcast

↳ rahm emanuel as principal duvall.

“aw hell no, i did not leave chicago for this.”

#political mean girls dreamcast

↳ joe biden as damian

“that’s biden. he’s almost too useless to function.”

#political mean girls dreamcast

↳ sarah palin as karen smith

“if you’re from america, why are you black?”

#political mean girls dreamcast

↳ eric cantor as gretchen weiners

“and none for eric cantor. bye.”