#political hangover dreamcast

↳ barack obama as doug billings

rahm: “michelle, it’s rahm.”
michelle: “rahm, where the hell are you guys? i’m freaking out.”
rahm: “yeah, listen, uh… we fucked up.”
michelle: “what are you talking about?”
rahm: “the whole night. it’s… things got out of control and, uh… we lost barack.”
michelle: “what?”
rahm: “we can’t find barack.”
michelle: “what are you saying, rahm? we’ve got a state of the union address in five hours.”
rahm: “yeah… that’s not gonna happen.”

#political hangover dreamcast

↳ david axelrod as stu price

david: “i’ll tell you another thing- six to one odds our approval ratings are beat to shit.”
rahm: “come on, david.”
david: “no seriously how much you want to bet it’s fucked up beyond all recognition?”

#political hangover dreamcast

↳ rahm emanuel as phil wenneck

“paging dr. faggot. dr. faggot!”

#political hangover dreamcast

↳ joe biden as alan garner

joe: “it’s not illegal. it’s frowned upon, like masturbating on air force one.”
rahm: “i’m pretty sure that’s illegal too.”
joe: “yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. thanks a lot, bin laden.”