#political community dreamcast
↳ anthony weiner as magnitude“pop pop.” (or in our case, #democratswhofight)
#political community dreamcast
↳ herman cain as senor chang“so i did what any man would do. i faked my way into a job in politics using phrases from sesame street.”
#political community dreamcast
↳ nancy pelosi as britta perryboehner: “nancy, you’re the selfless one in the group, right?”
nancy: “wouldn’t know, haven’t thought about myself in years.”
#political community dreamcast
↳ dennis kucinich as dean polton“add eat, pray, love soundtrack to workout mix.”
#political community dreamcast
↳ michele bachmann as shirley bennett“the bible has been called the greatest story ever told.”
also “did you just scripture me, muslim?”
#political community dreamcast
↳ barack obama as abed nadirquotes about barabed
ss agent: “i’m sorry you weren’t a more obvious threat to the country.”
fox news: “what do you care about christmas barack? you’re muslim. don’t your people spend this season writing in angry letters to tvguide?”
#political community dreamcast
↳ hillary clinton as annie edison“it’s called a stress headache. i got my first one when i was four.”
#political community dreamcast
↳ dick cheney as pierce hawthorne“i can’t have children. i’m not sterile. in fact, it’s a rare condition they call it hyper virility. apparently my sperm shoot through the egg if you can believe it”
#political community dreamcast
↳ rahm emanuel as jeff winger“i’m sorry nancy. i’m not the worker-bee type. i’m more of a silver back gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.”
