↳ patrick murphy as vinny
“i’m the youngest guy in the house, but i’m the most mature person in the house.”
↳ dennis kucinich as deena
let’s be real here, they’re the hobbit king and queen.
↳ michele bachmann as angelina
marcus: can i speak to michele?
nancy: no, she died.
↳ aaron schock as the situation
real talk we don’t need any explanation for this.
↳ mitch mcconnell as ronnie
“cry all you want, harry reid, your tears don’t mean shit to me.”
↳ harry reid as sammi
“tea party, stawp, yehr trahmatizing me. tea party staaaaaaaaaawp.”
↳ paul ryan as pauly d
“it’s tax break timeeeeeeeeee”
↳ nancy pelosi as jwoww
"you wanna gridlock, you can get your ass beat. sleep with one fuckin’ eye open!"
↳ john boehner as snooki
"i don’t go tanning anymore because obama put a 10% tax on tanning. i feel like he did that intentionally for us, like mccain would never put a tax on tanning… because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tan."