#congressional jersey shore

↳ patrick murphy as vinny

“i’m the youngest guy in the house, but i’m the most mature person in the house.”

#congressional jersey shore

↳ dennis kucinich as deena

let’s be real here, they’re the hobbit king and queen. 

#congressional jersey shore

↳ michele bachmann as angelina

marcus: can i speak to michele?
nancy: no, she died. 

#congressional jersey shore

↳ aaron schock as the situation

real talk we don’t need any explanation for this.

#congressional jersey shore

↳ mitch mcconnell as ronnie

“cry all you want, harry reid, your tears don’t mean shit to me.”

#congressional jersey shore

↳ harry reid as sammi 

“tea party, stawp, yehr trahmatizing me. tea party staaaaaaaaaawp.”

#congressional jersey shore

↳ paul ryan as pauly d

“it’s tax break timeeeeeeeeee”

#congressional jersey shore

↳ nancy pelosi as jwoww

"you wanna gridlock, you can get your ass beat. sleep with one fuckin’ eye open!"

#congressional jersey shore

↳ john boehner as snooki

"i don’t go tanning anymore because obama put a 10% tax on tanning. i feel like he did that intentionally for us, like mccain would never put a tax on tanning… because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tan."