texts from washington
(313): Ha. Yes. I’m at a strip club. I’m the barack obama of strip clubs
http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/23/bill-clinton-porn-stars/ thank you hayley
texts from washington
(714): OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
texts from washington
(941): i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
texts from washington
(651): We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that she wouldn’t notice us before she left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Mashup of Singing Politicians from Time Magazine.
“President Obama is not the first politician to belt out a line from a favorite song. For better or worse, it has been done many times before”
