texts from washington
(503): What’s wrong?(1-503): Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
(503): Pussy.
Albert Arnold Gore Jr. as Ganymede.
Ganymede was the most attractive of mortals, which led Zeus, in the form of an eagle, to abduct him for service as cup-bearer to the gods and, in Classical and Hellenistic Greece, as Zeus’s eromenos.
The eagle is obviously a metaphor for the President of the United States of America who kidnapped the beautiful Al Gore to serve his every needs. When I say I think Bill got with everyone, I mean Bill got with everyone.
vice presidents say the darndest things.
“For NASA, space is still a high priority.” — Don Quayle (George H.W. Bush)
”A zebra does not change its spots.” — Al Gore (Bill Clinton)
“Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better. — Dick Cheney (George W. Bush)
”I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” — Joe Biden (Barack Obama)
