hey new followers:

i don’t think you understand what you’re getting yourselves into to. this blog is not clever political pop culture references. this blog is what the lovechild of nickelback and comic sans would look like. nothing insightful. 

in fact, it’s mostly comprised of:

  • descriptions of the things explicitly forbidden in the qu’ran that i would do to politicians (esp. to joe biden, hillary clinton, nancy pelosi, and dennis kucinich). 
  • rants bitching at les miserables fans for bitching at and policing other fans.
  • nostalgia over my 2010 internship which was like the peak of my life.
  • crying bald eagles and bad analogies about pakistan’s foreign policy.
  • liveblog of homework, exams, adderall highs, and despair. 

i used to liveblog how i hate showering but people from my new college follow me now and i want to retain some dignity so uhm ok. 

so if you still want to follow me, you should just say hi in my ask box so i can follow back. just introduce yourselves, tell me some things about you. we’ll be buds.



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