March 2012
I don’t have many opinions that go against the flow of the mainstream, but I do believe that if you’re an overseas Pakistani with no intention of returning to Pakistan soon because you’re seeking citizenship in another country, then you shouldn’t register to vote for this upcoming election. Those laws don’t affect your day to day. It’s not your call anymore, you...
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I hope Rick Santorum stays a night in Thénardier's...
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February 2012
Officially prescribed to Ritalinnnnn #teamaddy
i’m listening to unbreak my heart on repeat and eating chips and thinking of you typical spring break night this is such an ambiguous you i could be thinking of anyone like you know the vp who am i kidding, joe biden is the only person i ever think of
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i am ridiculously crushing on you. i mean, you’re not the kind of guy i’d limit my intake of potato chips for, but i really, really like you. we’re too different though. i guess i keep trying to push your buttons to see if you’d snap or if you’d act like the one guy i’ve been in love with all of my life and just laugh and throw it back at me because what are...
sometimes i think about chips and i check the pantry and they’re there that’s a problem that’s a huge problem i just can’t quit you potato chips
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googling up “how to find a boyfriend who likes dc comics and political drinking games”
no relevant pages.
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teaching my friends about islam part 2
BACKSTREET BRIANNA: dflkjasdfkjsdlfkjasldfkjsaldkfjadf zainab you are the best person to teach me how to muslim
Zainab: you are my favorite student
QUEEN LABRIFAH: u make it seem like a dance move
rachel nicole: teach me how to muslim
BACKSTREET BRIANNA: i think the world would be a brighter place if it were a dance move, bri
QUEEN LABRIFAH: the muslim is what all the cool kids do
rachel nicole says: t-t-t-t-t-t-t-teach me how to muslim
reason to drink #24601: it’s a leap year
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lvl21humanoid replied to your photo: i need to get my eyebrows diddd~
error. not enough cleavage shown.
my wonderbra is broken :(
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kileyrae:
mohandasgandhi:
evansknight replied to your post: Look at all these foreigners taking our awards….
gay marriage. it’s gay marriage’s fault.
We’ve seen awards go to Iran, Pakistan, and France. Isn’t that the Axis of Evil?
Freedom fries.
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Iran and Pakistan win Academy Awards in the same night. This scientifically proves that Obama is a Muslim.
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FIRST A SEAT ON THE SECURITY COUNCIL
THEN AN OSCAR
FUCK ALL Y’ALL 2012 WHAT UP
literally so happy right now
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR...
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The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
havisham:
#guys #come on #it doesn’t count if it’s posthumous
zach galifianakis is literally the sexiest man alive fuck you if you disagree
Anonymous asked: The "A" in "SJA" stands for action. Social justice action.
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carpe-cerevisi asked: handwrite a poem describing...
sarah-bare:
Oh, Zainab
My lust for you is endless
Would you be interested
in cunnilingus?
We’d be real close,
I’d make you mine
Every day
we’d 69.
We could try it standing
We could try it on the floor
I’d also like to see you
on all four.
I wrote this poem
to express to you
I want sex
that includes fondue.
i love you
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lol academy awards can we cut to a commercial break now i need to take a massive shit i look as constipated as eric cantor
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shit guys that was stifler’s mom
the oscars have been won. you all can go home now.
all of tumblr’s terrorists are now rejoicing iran’s win for foreign picture
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ryan seacrest is about to cry og my fod
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mayor-tusks:
tete-pownshend:
omfg i wish i could have been around to tumble about every presidential election
“o man dat george washington is lookin fine”
or
“hey dat fdr is one foxy fox”
i wish :’(
i know
tumblring all the elections
what a dream it is. what a time.
william jennings bryan srsly??? #suckstosuck
get out with your face, john c calhoun get out
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Suit Says Obama Can’t Run In Alaska Because He’s...
abaldwin360:
Alaska-(ENEWSPF)- A man from Juneau, Alaska, has filed suit with the state’s Division of Elections to bar President Obama from appearing on that state’s ballot on the basis that the President is a “Mulatto”, and “the race of ‘Negro’ or ‘Mulatto’ had no standing to be citizens of the United States under the United States Constitution.”
Gordon Warren Epperly, who lists his address...
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So I know I ranted about this via my @zrjaved Twitter today, but I am still so frustrated about the PPP government asking Interpol to arrest Musharraf on charges of failing to provide adequate security for Benazir Bhutto. The only thing I can say is fuck off. Musharraf is not a good man. He sold out innocent people to the CIA who stayed years in Guantanamo. There are things you can arrest him for....
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Has anyone ever given up Tumblr for Lent? If they have, did they survive to tell the tale?