January 2012
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December 2011
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Going through my archives in order to write a 2011 reflection post. God, so many repressed memories. I was such a little shit.
I wish everyone's foreign policy were as simple as...
carpe-cerevisi:
This is how we view everyone.
India: I h8 u. Faq yoo for errythang.
USA: U cocksucker… oooo, is that a new checkbook?
China: U’s mah bro, even tho u don’t do shit for me.
Bangladesh: LOL just gonna pretend u don’t exist.
Afghanistan: I rly rly don’t laike u but I hav 2 play naice. :(
Israel: U r da cause of all mah probz after India!!11
Iran: We r forbiddenn frannz laike...
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holly: because everyone else like scares me
zainab: holly i scare u rite
holly: shut up zainab i just remember my first impression of you was on lass
and you had a want ad
for a terrorist group
candiceaccola:
my new year’s resolution is to read more porn
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My desi father's comments about country music:
of-praxis:
mehreenkasana:
Dad: It is very nice but there is inequality. Dad: Inside, I am cowboy too, yes? Me: No. Dad: Yes. Josh Turner said very nicely in his song to his girlfriend, “Baby, why don’t you turn that TV off?” Dad: I say that to everyone in my house. No one turns it off. But when white man says it, everyone turns it off. Why? Racism, as you young people put it, yes? Dad: Ha...
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Fuck this, you guys, I give in. I support Sarah Palin’s initiative to turn “misunderestimate” into a word. I’ve been using it often enough anyway.
formerlygothambound asked: gothambound/post/14997174462/ READ THEM ALL
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i promised myself that after les miserables i would never again go down the path of fandomry and feelings and emotional investment.
but
oh
my
god,
the batfamily.
bethefoodoflove:
should i distract myself with videogames (and remain mellow), or should i try to draw up a model of the tendencies of civilization after production and resource acquisition have either peaked or been dried up (potentially driving me to a sort of fatalistic depressive state)
oh, the humanity
write my model for democracy.
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iwearglassesiliketv replied to your post: term paper help
meh you’re starting your democracy term paper?
apparently we’re supposed to have the evidence supporting our thesis along with our abstract aghhh have you started?
term paper help
does anyone live in a parliamentary system and think it is more democratic than a presidential system because apparently “military dictatorship” is not a feasible solution for voter apathy and trivial elections.
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sheercalculatedsilliness replied to your post: everyone was fucking wasted last night karen i…
JUST B/C MY MEME RESPONSE WAS FLAWLESS DOES NOT MEAN I WAS WASTED YOU BIG WASTED WASTER
everyone was fucking wasted last night
karen
i think gina
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i want to get to know you assholes because i adore you. please fill these out and put ‘em in my ask.
name: age: favorite politician: favorite quote: liquor or beer:
itsathreepatchproblem asked: so.. how do you know the paris hilton thing ?
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donde esta la biblioteca mi vida es la ciencia politica
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My desi father's comments about Justin Bieber:
(at the dinner table)
Dad: As you can see. Yes. As I was in the America, all the time a little boy's voice on the radio was played, yes? All the time.
Dad: He said, "Baby baby baby ooooh!" Yes?
Dad: Everybody loves him.
Dad: And as young people with interest in ridiculous pop culture, you seem to know him, yes?
Dad: Who is he?
Me: Justin Bieber.
Dad: I would like that song on my phone. Make sure to download it.
Dad: And do not be like those who bully him. I do not like bullies. I raised you better. Shukar alhumdulillah.
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theshadowzero replied to your post: debating democracy term paper my thesis: voters…
why are you writing a term paper over winter break? 0.o
My school’s got a trimester system, so I’m in the middle of my second term right now. All y’all have a month off, I just have two weeks. I have midterms next week. And this paper is hideous because I have to attempt my hand at...
debating democracy term paper
my thesis: voters are uninformed, apathetic, lethargic, and fucking stupid. shit like that undermines the political process.
solution: military junta.
y’all, i can’t do this class.
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all y’all are namedropping august like you were even involved
thank you that’s all i had to say i’m gonna go back to my dick grayson, jason todd, tim drake, and malcolm tucker tracked tags now.
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Blood, Bones And Organs: The Gruesome 'Red Market' →
“I weigh just a little under two hundred pounds, have brown hair, blue eyes, and a full set of teeth. As far as I know, my thyroid gland pumps the right hormones into the twelve pints of blood that circulate in my arteries and veins. At six feet two inches, I have long femurs and tibias with solid connective tissue. Both of my kidneys function properly, and my heart runs at a steady clip...
“It’s all part of a widespread Republican effort to restrict the voting rights of...”
– This is how Ideology functions, it’s not that high ranking members of the GOP or their supporters are explicitly racist (because they’re probably not), it’s just that they’re legitimately concerned about voter fraud and it’s just happens to be a mere coincidence that their support for measurements...
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reggie mantle is my favorite comic book character of all time
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iamrickperry-deactivated2012010 asked: happy bday q t pie! ur da best! I hop u had a very great day!
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Anonymous asked: why aren't you making a follow forever??
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No, Virginia, there is no Newt Gingrich
cognitivedissonance:
Newt Gingrich’s foray into the presidential race was almost adorable at first, but now, he’s just grating, particularly after today’s whining about not being on the primary ballot in his home state of Virginia. His campaign failed to meet the requirement of 10,000 valid signatures with 400 from each congressional district. It’s spelled out clearly in § 24.2-521 and §...
karen and i have decided we’re going to have a reality tv show it’s like toddlers and tiaras but instead of pageants, it’s the presidency. toddlers and elections.
[2:03:44 AM] karen: OMG THIS MOM LITERALLY HAD KIDS SO SHE COULD DO PAGENTS [2:04:04 AM] zainab: i mean i’m only going to have kids to do presidential elections [2:04:30 AM] karen: omg i’ll be the worst...
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birthday wishes from my parents
dad: you're going to be 20 next year let's get you married
me: no
dad: when your mom was 21, she got married
me: when i'm 21, i'm going to be an alcoholic
And it’s officially Year 2 of the Silver Fox Hunt.
19 at least, 19 at last, thank God Almighty I’m 19 at least.