February 2012
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kileyrae:
mohandasgandhi:
evansknight replied to your post: Look at all these foreigners taking our awards….
gay marriage. it’s gay marriage’s fault.
We’ve seen awards go to Iran, Pakistan, and France. Isn’t that the Axis of Evil?
Freedom fries.
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Iran and Pakistan win Academy Awards in the same night. This scientifically proves that Obama is a Muslim.
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FIRST A SEAT ON THE SECURITY COUNCIL
THEN AN OSCAR
FUCK ALL Y’ALL 2012 WHAT UP
literally so happy right now
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR DOCUMENTARY SHORT! ACADEMY AWARD WIN FOR A PAKISTANI!!!!!!
SAVING FACE FOR...
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The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
havisham:
#guys #come on #it doesn’t count if it’s posthumous
zach galifianakis is literally the sexiest man alive fuck you if you disagree
Anonymous asked: The "A" in "SJA" stands for action. Social justice action.
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carpe-cerevisi asked: handwrite a poem describing...
sarah-bare:
Oh, Zainab
My lust for you is endless
Would you be interested
in cunnilingus?
We’d be real close,
I’d make you mine
Every day
we’d 69.
We could try it standing
We could try it on the floor
I’d also like to see you
on all four.
I wrote this poem
to express to you
I want sex
that includes fondue.
i love you
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lol academy awards can we cut to a commercial break now i need to take a massive shit i look as constipated as eric cantor
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shit guys that was stifler’s mom
the oscars have been won. you all can go home now.
all of tumblr’s terrorists are now rejoicing iran’s win for foreign picture
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ryan seacrest is about to cry og my fod
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mayor-tusks:
tete-pownshend:
omfg i wish i could have been around to tumble about every presidential election
“o man dat george washington is lookin fine”
or
“hey dat fdr is one foxy fox”
i wish :’(
i know
tumblring all the elections
what a dream it is. what a time.
william jennings bryan srsly??? #suckstosuck
get out with your face, john c calhoun get out
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Suit Says Obama Can’t Run In Alaska Because He’s...
abaldwin360:
Alaska-(ENEWSPF)- A man from Juneau, Alaska, has filed suit with the state’s Division of Elections to bar President Obama from appearing on that state’s ballot on the basis that the President is a “Mulatto”, and “the race of ‘Negro’ or ‘Mulatto’ had no standing to be citizens of the United States under the United States Constitution.”
Gordon Warren Epperly, who lists his address...
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So I know I ranted about this via my @zrjaved Twitter today, but I am still so frustrated about the PPP government asking Interpol to arrest Musharraf on charges of failing to provide adequate security for Benazir Bhutto. The only thing I can say is fuck off. Musharraf is not a good man. He sold out innocent people to the CIA who stayed years in Guantanamo. There are things you can arrest him for....
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Has anyone ever given up Tumblr for Lent? If they have, did they survive to tell the tale?
My paper is ridiculous. I didn’t turn it in today because there were more logical fallacies than one sees in a GOP Debate. Ugh.
Ugghhhhhhhh I don’t even know why I am freaking out on you, kiddo.
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well this is in my queue because lack of text...
bestillmyshippingheart:
my god how can anyone fucking hate castiel
when all he has ever tried to do
is what sam and dean taught him to do
family first, protect the ones you love
fuck, man
if you hate cas, we can’t be friends
yeah i’m THAT kind of fan now
bye door’s over there
it leads to a door marked CAS
which leads to a door marked MY LIFE
because if you leave cas you leave my life
...
would anyone awake be willing to check out my...
samouraidelespace:
carpe-cerevisi:
it’s basically my scribble together of words since i’m half asleep right now i just need to know whether my ideas are on the right track or not :((( like the writing is so shitty it was basically a late night pull together.
ACTUALLY HERE’S A LINK TO THE FULL PAPER JUST SCROLL DOWN TO SOLUTIONS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE IDEA
it’s very very good but...
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Two non-offensive alternatives to the term "spirit...
selchieproductions:
Daemon - The only one you’re appropriating is Pullman and by appropriating Pullman you’re upsetting no-one, save possibly the Pope.
Patronus - Wizards everywhere are more than willing to lend you this term and the geekiness is an added bonus. I just read that geeks are sexy, or so the Metro, so, there you go, a patronus is clearly your next ascribed accessory.
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i’ve lost count of how many breakdowns i’ve had in this library. whoops.
someone please help oh my god i am crying in the middle of the 24/7 lounge
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nowaitninjas:
“santorum complains obama’s agenda is not based on the bible”
is that supposed to be a point against him?
what’s the difference between imposing the commandments/the bible and imposing sharia law?
“The Framers undoubtedly recognized the vital role government played in civilized society’s progression and stability. However, the questions of how much government was necessary and where the line between the private and public spheres of lives was drawn rose.” are these reasonable opening sentences for this outline?
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hanuueshe replied to your post: i have my entire first paragraph outlined, i can’t…
By ‘in the fact of tyranny’, did you mean ‘in the face of tyranny’?
probably oh my god i am so out of it
I have seven pages of my first draft written out. Part one, part two, and part three are basically drafted out. I just need to get this first paragraph out of the way and then I can move on. I hate my perfectionism. My professor understands how my perfectionism cripples my ability to work.