I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH CHLOE AND KAREN TODAY?????
it was kind of the greatest thing ever i’m sad it was rushed because of my family friends who hate me, but chloe and karen are just hilarious and i need a weekend drunk with them a$ap rocky.
Dammit RollCall already found my blog. They’re kind of interviewing me tomorrow, so I’m just shutting my blog down in general until July! I’ll still blog, but you won’t be able to access anything.
Friend: There was this funny picture on Facebook going around and it said, "If you could describe your sex life in a movie title, what would it be." What do you think your's would be?
Me: Home Alone.
as i was talking to carly and eve i decided to come up with my dating pitch.
“i’m below average looking. i have no useful skills. i’m incapable of keeping even sea monkeys alive. but, hey, i make great puns.”
congressional baseball game
- basically 22-0 speaks for itself
- cedric richmond, linda sanchez, tim bishop killed it again
- so did the freshmen
- uhm so my sign got on the jumbotron
- christine pelosi tweeted about it so i tweeted her back and was like bro introduce me to your mom im nancepelosi
- and she was like come on over buT SECURITY WOULDNT LET US NEAR
- however we saw kyrsten sinema in the vip section so i waved and made a heart at her and she laughed AND CAME OVER TO OUR SECTION TO MEET US LIKE THAT WAS SO SWEET OF HER
- and i like got really overwhelmed so i hugged her LIKE A FANGIRL but she loved it (i think)
as for the game itself
we crushed ‘em I SCREAMED SO MUCH THE ENTIRE NIGHT LIKE OH MY GOD WHAT A GAME.
